Original Model

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.""Yeah,...

Bounced Payment

A mechanic called one of his customers after a check bounced and yelled,“The check you sent me to pay your bill came back!”The...

Copy Cat Cranky

Crusty's young nephew, Cranky, applied for a position as mechanic at Click & Clack's garage. It just so happened that a young woman had...

Emergency Flashers

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out...

Air Brakes Test

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff? He wanted to try out the air brakes.

Why it Takes a License to Drive

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by The California Department of Transportation's driving school: Q Do you yield...

The Top 10 Sayings That will Get your Butt Kicked by a Mechanic

10. Can you come over to my house and fix my car? 9. The tow truck driver said this car is easy to work...

GM Help Desk May I Help You?

Recently, Bill Gates compared the computer industry with the Auto industry saying if GM had kept up with technology like Microsoft we would all...

Why Don’t you Drive with your Wife?

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place ..... The man says: What's the...

Blondes vs Gears

A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car...