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A Few Short Ford Jokes

WHY ARE THERE SIDEWALKS BESIDE MOST STREETS AND HIGHWAYS?
So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.

WHY DID FORD PUT HEATERS IN THE TAILGATES OF THEIR NEW TRUCKS?
To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.

HOW IS A GOLF BALL DIFFERENT FROM A FORD?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards! FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS DRIVE A FORD!!!