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The Top 10 Sayings That will Get your Butt Kicked by a Mechanic

10. Can you come over to my house and fix my car?

9. The tow truck driver said this car is easy to work on.

8. Can you take the parts off my other car and put them on this one?

7. I know the tires are bald and it has no brakes but I want the stereo fixed.

6. Can you get it done sooner; I’m leaving on vacation to Florida tomorrow…

5. My neighbor and I took this part off on my car so I won’t have to pay to have it done the next time.

4. Can I watch you put the parts on my car so I won’t have to pay to have it done the next time.

3. On the internet it says you don’t have to replace the part, you can just spray it with something like PAM.

2. The drivers door is broken, so you’ll have to get in from the passenger side and scoot across the console to drive it.

The #1 Indication you may need a Mechanic…

1. My Brother-in-Law used to be a mechanic and he says…