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Why Don’t you Drive with your Wife?

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place …..

The man says: What’s the problem officer?

Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir. I was going 65.

Wife: Oh, Harry. Your were going 80!

(Man gives his wife a dirty look)

Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail Light!

Wife: Oh, Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.

[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: turns to his wife and yells – “Shut your damn mouth!”

Officer turns to the woman and asks: “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”

Wife: No, only when he’s been drinking.”